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Total Medals Earned: 790 (From 156 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,080 Points

Relive Your Life

Dressing in Drag Unlocked 2/13/13
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Hide 'n Seek Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

THE END Unlocked 12/30/09
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath 25 Points Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)

Rock 'N' Load

Ka-Boom Unlocked 1/22/12
5 Points
Destroy a bomb in Stage 1-2
Need Help? Unlocked 1/22/12
5 Points
Read the in-game help text.
A Nice Ten Thousand Points 5 Points Gain 10000 points in any stage.
Off To A Good Start 5 Points Complete stage 1-1
Play Us A Choon! 5 Points Play any song in the soundtest menu
Shooting Laser Beams Out Of My Eyes 5 Points Collect the laser power-up in stage 1-4
Bye Bye Baddies 10 Points Destroy all the bad-dudes in stage 1-3
Getting There 10 Points Complete the first stage.
Lovely, Twenty Five Thousand Points 10 Points Gain 25000 points in any stage.
Missed Me! 10 Points Don't get hit by a single bullet in stage 1-7.
Using Their Own Explosives 10 Points Destroy a Smiling Bomber using one of their own bombs in the second stage.
Awesome! Fifty Thousand Points 25 Points Gain 50000 points in any stage.
Balloon Protector 25 Points Protect all the balloons in the first stage.
Getting Rid Of The Rubbish 25 Points Complete the second stage.
Balloon Guardian 50 Points Protect all the balloons in the second stage.
Hundred Thousand Big Ones 50 Points Gain 100,000 points in any stage.
Oops 50 Points Complete the final stage.
Balloon Hero! 100 Points Protect all the balloons in the final stage
Litter Bug Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
One Of Every Flavor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/455 points)

S.O.P.A. got fingered

BLOCKED Unlocked 1/27/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get Fingered! Unlocked 1/27/12
5 Points
Play the FGF game.
FUCK S.O.P.A.! Unlocked 1/27/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)

Santa Fu!

Sounds Good Unlocked 12/28/09
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power 10 Points Beat Level 1
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Seed of Destruction

Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/26/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/26/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Seven's Second Adventure

Not Cool Unlocked 3/19/13
5 Points
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Can't Remember what Items you Have? Unlocked 3/19/13
10 Points
Press A to view your inventory
Look, We made a Game! Unlocked 3/19/13
10 Points
View Credits
We're People Too Unlocked 3/19/13
25 Points
View all of the Bios
You Read the Directions? 10 Points Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Awshum 25 Points Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Plant Love 50 Points Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Fetch 100 Points Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/285 points)

Sherlock Has a Clue

Game Completed Unlocked 5/17/17
10 Points
Complete the game

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Shine

The Legend Unlocked 6/19/14
25 Points
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Credits 5 Points Check out the Credits page!
Not Like The Others 50 Points Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
And There Was Light 100 Points Finish the game!
Omnipotent Orb 100 Points Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/280 points)

Silly Chicken

Chicken Quest Unlocked 10/10/17
5 Points
Begin the Game!
Cow Land Unlocked 10/10/17
10 Points
Find the Cow Land
Cow Boss Unlocked 10/10/17
25 Points
Defeat the evil king of the cows!
Find True Love Unlocked 10/10/17
50 Points
Rescue your long lost chicken lover!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)