Total Medals Earned: 1,026 (From 217 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,920 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/445 points)
Open the third present!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (180/500 points)
Play for 20 seconds (a cycle)
Raise time to 100
Raise Time to 500
Play for 5 cycles
Raise time to 1000
Survive for 9 cycles
You are a button mashing demi-god
What the f-how did yo-WHAT!? Okay, here's your medal
Medals Earned: 7/8 (40/50 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/305 points)
Overtake 1 Orange Cloud
Upgrade Lightning 1x
Upgrade Rain 5x
Overtake 5 Purple Clouds
Complete Easy Mode
Overtake 25 Green Clouds
Complete Medium Mode
Upgrade Sun 25x
Complete Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/380 points)
Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Scare away the ram
Kill the boatman
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Get kicked out of the city
Help all of the G-units
Don't kill the boatman
Fly to mount Olympus
Knock out the farm boy
Complete Hades' game
Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Complete the game