Total Medals Earned: 1,034 (From 222 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,960 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/45 points)
Defeat the first enemy
Complete the second corridor
Complete the first corridor
Complete the last corridor
Defeat the last enemy
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Nice one!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/370 points)
Break the space egg
Score 100 Points
Score 200 Points
Score 300 Points
Score 400 Points
Score 500 Points
Have all powerups simultaneously
Kill two enemies with 1 shot
Kill three enemies with 1 shot
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 9/18 (95/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/110 points)
Complete the damn tutorial!
Annoy a skull
Pigeons are little bags of shit with wings
Find the minotaur
Find the useless hot-spot
Have an epic breakfast
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?